how the fuck do legs work i don’t
i have a few feet ones too
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments
there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them
There are two kinds of people
And one of them is fabulous
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
sam how did your text post get this viral how are you even still alive
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT